attention

P.S. The story written below is a fake and existing similar characters or any bloody fucking thing you can find is just pure coincidence. The whole sequence of events is written by Yecia and is only allowed to be found on Aldeyementhe or any other places with the writer's permit.

----Yecia is pretending to be a writer for a day!----
----Or director, coz da post below says screen goes black----
----weird----

chronicle of monrot III

*Knocks on the door*

"Kok kok kok kok"

Wife of Salmon (in previous post): Coming!

*Opens the door and smiles*

Wife: Yes, can I help you?

Letter Writer slash half Postman Carrot: Here is a letter by your husband who is going to be fighting in the upcoming war.

Wife cries, "Oh my! How is he? Has he grow skinnier? Did he eat well? Is he injured? Can you help me to ask him take care of himself?!"

Postman Carrot: Bitch, shut the fuck up!

*Loads shotgun and baaanngggg*

*Wife Salmon laid on the floor and lifted her left arm up*

"Help...h..e..l..p..m...e..." said Wife slowly with pauses in between.

*Postman Carrot smirks and turned around*

"Cheh, I won't help you because I'm the one who started the war."

*Walks off*

End.
---Screen turns black---

chronicle of monrot II

Letter writer Carrot: Please Q-UP!

*Talks to particular Salmon*

Carrot: May I know what do you wish to write in the letter?

Salmon: Erm... please do the usual and help me include this sum of money in it.

*Salmon passes a bag of *Camonro*

Carrot: Sure, I'll deliver it to your house personally.

Writer Carrot shouts, "Next!"

*Camonro is the currency in Monrot

*Monrot is a country that does not exist in reality

HEE!

chronicle of monrot I

This is Commander Carrot, attention to all Salmons please proceed to your left to write your letter so they will be sent to your family during this war period. We do not assure you that you will be 100% alive after this war. This may be your very last letter to your family.